OK first of all, I rule.
Second of all, Rob: stop projecting. You're the one who is obsessed with getting protein by any means necessary.
Third of all, "barely any traffic" is relative. There have been 74,000 pageviews in the past month (closing in on 1.5 million all-time). This is actually unbelievably consistent with the stats from last year (as in, less than a 1% difference from the same month a year ago over those 74K).